If you give a Preggo some Clorox...

... she's going to clean the air vents.
Then she's going to need to wash the baseboards, since a little dust fell from the vents.
Which is when she'll realize how dirty the couches are, so she'll purchase a dust-buster and put it to use.
When she's storing the dust-buster in the laundry room, she'll decide to go ahead and clean the washer and dryer.
While she's at it, she'll hire a crew to steam clean every room in the house with the most environmentally friendly treatment possible.
And, a week later- just when she thought every nook and cranny of the house was perfectly suitable for a newborn to come home to- she got out the vacuum cleaner for some maintenance cleaning, and realized how dirty that was....
And finally- her husband caught the nesting bug:

And here is that nesting-freak Preggo with her favorite little girl enjoying a Cinnabun while at the mall to make room for the steam cleaners! :)


Knox said...

Hahaha! I am going to have to have to keep this one away from Chris for fear he'll try to get me pregnant just to see if I'll clean as thoroughly as you!

jborgman said...

hahahaha! I laughed so hard when I read this! This is so gonna be me at the end!!